Batman On A Unicorn

Not nearly as awesome as the title would suggest

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heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 

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Exerpt from my “whatsapp” group

iwastoldtheredbesexysingles:

Context: People talking about what chocolate bar is the best

Person 1: Are you one my side here?

Me: Kit-Kat Chunky is the best fuck everyone       

Person 2: You fucked a kit-kat?

Me: COMMA                                                                                              

Me: FUCK